Avast, me hearties. Now every day can be Talk Like a Pirate Day, thanks to this download from them freebooters at Area 49.
... 'tis ashamed I be, that I have not yet downloaded this frolicsome app on me own aye-phone.
Given enough time, even the roughest edges and the most acute angles will soften ... and so will the sharpest points of contention among us. We are more alike than we know, or care to admit.