I Knew It ... I Just KNEW It! .....

I just KNEW there was more to this "Red State" stuff than meets the eye! You won't find this in what Jessica's Well calls the "super secret right wing blog astroturf network," but thank goodness there are still journalists of ... uh ... character out there ...
GOP GATHERS TO SUMMON NEXT LEADER
SMITHDALE, VIRGINIA - Under Wednesday’s full moon, heads of the Republican Party gathered in a dark ritual to summon their next leader.
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