So there's this kid at a Phillies baseball game, right? Calls his dad on the phone, asks permission to jump down and run around on the field. Dad says something like. 'I don't think you should' ... and the kid - pointing out that it's "a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity" - goes ahead and does it anyway. As the father of two teenagers (and a former teenager myself) I can't say I'm surprised.