Thursday, September 07, 2006

What Petroleum Landmen Discuss When Oil Futures Slip BELOW $70/Barrel

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

3 comments:

SpookyRach said...

I dunno, but I bet it involves money.

Cowtown Pattie said...

You are on PEGASUS, of course, so you simply head for the nearest cloud bank...

Eric said...

Well, since you're talking about a landman, I'd have to guess that you call a timeout and go play a round of golf.